Sunday, December 19, 2010

Lame dating lines

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
10:16 pm   
Smoov Talker
Smooov Talker:  Wussup ma let me know if you feeling the pic
From: lexyung@yahoo.com
Subject: Wussup ma let me know if you feeling the pic


image/jpeg
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
10:09 pm   
Is this for real?
From: bigjamlilz@yahoo.com
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24
If u like the pic ill send u sum info. Dont wana type all my info if u dont like da pic

                                                                       Jamie
Now that's room service! Choose from over 150,000 hotels
in 45,000 destinations on Yahoo! Travel to find your fit.=


10:03 pm   
Is there a part of "fit" he's not getting?

-----Original Message-----
From: Bigbrybasser@aol.com
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 12:20 AM
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24

your really really cute!!!! ;)

Brian

Is there a part of under 35 he doesn't understand?

10:00 pm   
Is there a part of under 35 he doesn't understand?
-----Original Message-----
From: mark.nolde@socom.mil
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Tue, 3 Apr 2007 10:02 AM
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24


Hello!  My name is Mark, and I live in Tampa.  Read your profile and like to know more about you.  I am 46, 5’9”, 200 lbs. average build.  Drug and Disease free,

social drinking, non smoking.  Have a degree from the University of Phoenix in Business Management and am now going for my MBA.  Will be happy to send you a

photo.  Please respond back to mnolde@hotmail.com.  Will be happy to answer any questions.  Have a great day, keep smiling your sexy smile.  Ciao Bella, Mark.

Does he really think he has a chance?

9:57 pm   
Does he really think he has a chance?
I am a very good at determining character.  No one listens to me until the end when they say, "You were right."
I told her he was not the pick of the litter.  I think she does not think she deserves someone that looks better than what she normally picks, so she settles.

-----Original Message-----
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 7:34 PM
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24

Not interested. Sounds like a form or comptuer reply

----- Original Message -----
From: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
To: ttillman2@tampabay.rr.com
Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2007 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24

Please send more information about yourself.  As the ad specified, we will be at Hard Rock Casino on Sat. 04/07/2007.  One of the ladies may potentially be interested in meeting you there.
From: ttillman2@tampabay.rr.com
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24

Sorry here's my pic

-----Original Message-----
From: ttillman2@tampabay.rr.com
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 7:17 AM
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Young Man w/ Great Personality - 24


Hi,
Saw your ad and it caught my interest. If you know the difference between rap and real hip hop then we can hang! I'm early 30's, 6'0 195lbs in very good shape.  I understand you will be with a group of frineds. I have a few friends I could bring along as well all in your specified age range--all professionals. Are you gonna be in Tampa from out of town?  The casino is a nice late night spot but gets going pretty late--it used to be our regular saturday night joint.  By the way, the eye blackout thing on the pic--just did it because you did on your pic? Doesn't really hide  much. Let me know if you are interested
Ciao!

Do you really have to tell people you model?

9:42 pm   
Do you really have to tell people you model?
Why do men feel it necessary to throw in they used to model? It's so unattractive.

From: sunequinox@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking

Nudity means Bare or Naked, I am none, we are both covering our private parts, U must be a gas to take to a beach, all those people wearing less than my lenghty Calvins, Speedos!,Hello McFly,do u faint or are disgusted,you are not special right?I am never defensive just pedantic, you are obtuse, also naive it seems, why would u post a pic like you did and not expect men to attract to your ad???

Mini-bio means adapted or shortened to facilitate my time, a flavour of whats on offer. There is ample skin showing in your pic, put on some glasses honey,
Nudity does nothing for me, clothes make a woman sexy/attractive, I must be old fashioned.
You are irritated by me, why waste your time replying to me if your inbox response was so great.
I'm done.

From: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
To: sunequinox@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking
Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:44:13 -0400

1. No one is telling you what to say. Are you always this defensive?

2. Do you feel the need to make it clear to me that you are considered >attractive?

3. I've dated a lot of men 250 - 350 lbs. They had great personalities, >which translated to physical attraction.

4. You do not know me well enough to guess with whom I would speak.

5. That photograph is really not suggestive. However, it does provide >insight as to your state of mind and intentions.

6. If all there is to you is stated in the "mini bio," then there really >is not much else to get to know.

7. The difference between my photo and yours is that mine is done >tastefully and without any skin showing. However, it creates the illusion >of showing more than it really does. Your photo is flat out partial >nudity.

-----Original Message-----
From: sunequinox@hotmail.com
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Tue, 3 Apr 2007 9:16 PM
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking

Its part of my life, thats what I should mention right? I do not always >mention it up front, people sometimes ask me or tell me I shouldeither >way, I do not do 1niters/playaround therefore LTR is applicable, you have >my mini bio, no need for me to expand.

If my ad pitch was "hey y'all, I'm ugly tree material plus I'm 300lbs", I >doubt you'd be talking to me now. You posted a suggestive pic, so remember >you are no different, my lady.


From: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
To: sunequinox@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking
Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:10:50 -0400

Do you find that if you do not mention modeling you do not get as many responses? Do you always mention that up front? Do you think that really matters if a female is really looking for a LTR?

I'm just curious as to the reasons.

-----Original Message-----
From: sunequinox@hotmail.com
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Tue, 3 Apr 2007 8:02 PM
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking

hey

I'm actually European, I read a few posts and it seemed common to generally state that "I have dated outside my race",but you'll have noticed that I also said it was irrelevant to me, nothing more sinister that that.

From: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
To: sunequinox@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:36:05 -0400

Why do you feel it is necessary to state you have dated outside of your race? I find that to be very unattractive. If a male does not have a great personality, I do not find him physically attractive.


-----Original Message-----
From: sunequinox@hotmail.com
To: pers-304168314@craigslist.org
Sent: Mon, 2 Apr 2007 10:55 PM
Subject: Lovely Lady Mid 20s Seeking

Hey

I work in aviation and I love to go out in ybor city when I visit, I liked what you said plus I presume you have the face to match your body, I certainly do.

I am SWM, 28, 6'2, 170lbs,athletic,lean and fit,handsome/good looking (no ego), single by choice,well financed, d/d free, no kids/pets, honest, dry humour w/sarcasm, college educated,did some print-modeling but found I could make more green w/ steady job/career.

A LTR would be nice with the right woman. I prefer daytime dates, get a better idea, more relaxed etc. I don't do 1niters etc, not my thing and have a healthy respect for women.

The pic is of me, minus my face for anonimity, you can see I am in tip-top shape, sent in good taste,just to give you an idea, in case I am responding to a a typical CL fake ad.I have dated outside my race(race is irrelevant to me,you either fancy someone or you don't)

If this appeals to you, holler,,if not have an enjoyable life.

How not to get a date

v9:40 pm   
How not to get a date
How not to get a Date
From: bowflexGQ
Subject: (no subject)


Hello Dolly,

Me: 4'9", 360 lbs, 40d-65-80, platinum blonde with cobalt blue stripe
mohawk, both teeth are good and gold plated, best asset is my 2" stubby
penis.

Humor: hard to beat me being naked in front of a mirror!

Music: I dig old school country, punk and disco

Politics & Religion: running for president in 2008!

Movies: Cartoons, child porn, horror & romance

Books: Can't read but I just love my pop up book and coloring books are
always make a fun date!

Dates: Don't know have not been on 1 since grade 2 and that was only a
pretend date with a easter bunny.

Love you, Herman Munster x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x

(lol)lateaprilfoolsjoke(lol)

Have you ever...

Friday, July 14th, 2006
9:09 pm   
Have you ever...
Have you ever...

accidentally dated someone? Maybe you were not aware the other person thought you were dating, but you did not think you were?

Pick up lines...

9:05 pm   
Pick up lines...
I was out last night with a hot female friend of mine. This guy named Steven, 47 years old, from New York, allegedly owns a shutter business, attempted to engage in what he might have construed as flirting with me.


Here are some of the things he said:



If you’d shut the eff up, you’d be hot.


I just want to eff your brains out and effing leave you there.


I want to rape you.


You’d be wild if you did a line of coke.


Let’s get some weed.


Come on guys. Do you honestly think that’s the way to get women? It’s not like he said any of that just once. He kept repeating it over and over again for about an hour.


Those “lines” don’t work! Especially if you want to get someone decent, respectable, and classy.

To kiss or not to kiss. That is the question.

9:05 pm   
Who's responsibility is it?
To kiss or not to kiss. That is the question.



1. Is it appropriate to kiss on a first date?
2. If so, who's responsibility is it to initiate that first kiss on a first date?

What are we seeking?

Monday, January 2nd, 2006
4:27 pm   
What are we seeking?
As we enter the new year, are you looking for relationships or has the ship sailed, leaving you only seeking relations?

What do men and women want? What do girls and guys want? Do we really want anything at all other than not to be lonely this year?

Current Mood:  pensive

Pet Peeves

Pet Peeves

People who cannot follow directions.

Men that read this page and say a woman with so many pet peeves has issues. That's because the man stating that is looking for a subservient woman who cannot think for herself and does most of the things listed on this page. Most of us all have the same peeves. I just happen to vocalize mine to avoid confusion.

People that can`t respect the fact that I am very blunt.

Men that insist on calling me "hun", "baby", or "sexy" as a name. I'm not an object. I am a woman with values and morals.

Men writing to me assuming that since they find me attractive that I am down for freakin. I am not. I am abstinent so don`t write to me and say, "I`m going to bein town. Hit me off to let me know if you are down with getting freaky. Maybe we could go for drinks." I am not a drinker and I respect my body as well as GOD!

People that say they want to know more about me when my link is provided above. That would be proof that men only shop on the internet as in a meat market and don`t read the label, only admire the package, showing a sign of ignorance. My profile pages are quite comprehensive and provide a general overview of myself and what my ideals are with respect to life, issues, friends, work, etc. Don't be lazy. Read.

Ignorance. There is no reason to not educate yourself.

Men that know I won`t have sex with them and they say they would refuse it if I offered, then 20 minutes later they say they want to make love to me.

Men that tell me I need sex. Why? Show me where it expressly states in the Bible that fornication is mandatory to live a happy, peaceful, successful life.

Men that tell me I need a man in my life. I am secure in my life that I need only myself and GOD. A man will always be third in my life and never first or second.

Men that are over 40 asking me out or the men that received their PhD or JD the year I was born, talking about how they want a pretty little wife like me to marry. Got two words: R. Kelly.

Men that say, "Don`t you think it is selfish to not want to offer a man a child?" Don`t you think it is selfish to ask a woman to go through the physical drama of carrying a parasite for nine months, go through bodily contortions, puke her guts out, get fat, and suffer from the emotional distress of child bearing? What about those opinionated DJ's at 102 Jamz stating they think it is only nine months and a woman should involve the man in her decision to carry this life. I don't see any of you missing work going to office visits every other week, missing six weeks of work after childbirth, having stretchmarks and suffering hormonal problems. Maybe those DJ's should educate themselves before they talk about things of which they have no first hand knowledge. I already have a child. What you are looking for is a servile, docile woman that will bend over backwards to be submissive and succomb to all of your "needs" so you can keep control over her by knocking her up and rendering her helpless and defenseless. How about you carry the child and see how well you handle it. Adoption. Ever hear of it?

Men that offer me the world just because they have an ulterior motive.

People assuming I am hispanic and I speak Spanish.

People that assume my roots are from the Islands that I must be into Hinduism and Carnival.

Women in clubs that give me dirty looks for my mere existence.

People that don`t make their children wear safety belts.

Idle conversation about NOTHING just because people feel uncomfortable with silence.

Small talk in elevators. Insincerity. Why ask about the weather? That is trivial and meaningless.

People that try and tell me how bitter and angry I am at the world. If we didn`t have to deal with racism, ignorance or people that just like to aggravate others then I wouldn`t be so hard core. It's not my fault you are uncomfortable with my. Newsflash, the truth hurts! It's a cold, cruel world we live in people. Deal with it.

Men that shop on the internet like its a meat market, pick out the pretty girls, write to them then not even send a photo. It isn`t fair to us that you know what we look like and we don`t know what you look like. For all we know, you could be some psycho stalker with our picture posted all over your walls. Been there, done that. It isn`t fun being stalked.

Men that write to me asking me to send them a photo. Why? So you know what I look like? Can you not see the photos on this site? An autographed 8"x10" is $10.00, a portion of which is donated to a charitable cause.

Ebonics. Get over it! Minorities, especially blacks, wonder why caucasians ASSUME we are all uneducated morons. Speak properly. It's all good. I speak it with my friends, but not because I don't know no better.

Manners. I used to be a bouncer at a night club. Some people leave their manners at home when they step outside. Stop giving racists a reason to look down on us! Right, Cherie Miller & Jimmy Pugh?

Men that write telling me, "I`ve been looking for you." "You are perfect." "You`ve been looking for me." "I fit every one of your qualifications." Well, now that you have found me, do you really know how to keep me around?

People that tell me I am racist because I prefer big, bald, buff, beautiful, black men. Some people have a thing for blondes. Some people have a thing for butts. I have a weakness for sexy, fine black men.

Stop writing and initially calling me "sexy" or "boo". I am a woman. Get it? I am a human being, not an object. Get a clue!

I am not your honey, sweetie, baby, boo, princess, sexy, or any other derogatory comment signifying that you think of me as an object. You want a name to call me? "Ice."

Use of ebonics or profanity is the sign of a weak mind which is satan`s workshop.

Woman who do not believe I do not have sex. Just because you can't keep your legs shut, doesn't mean I cannot.

People who assume just because a woman is a single mother that she engages in sexual activities. Newsflash, there are some women who conceived under circumstances beyond their control. Just because the others that do not understand are loose and easy, does not mean the all females are.

Males who say, "I'm going to be in town next weekend. Let's hook up." Translation: "I'm looking for a piece of @$$." My response, "I'm not tour guide Barbie. Call Heide Fleiss."

Here's a little about me...

Thursday, November 4th, 2004
11:51 pm   
Here's a little about me...
Name: Ice. Is that so hard? At least it's not River, Portia, Jesus, Bentley, 2 Pac, Snoop Dogg...
Age: Over 23
Birthday: 12/12
Favorite Color: Purple

Match Experience:
"Flirt with me."
Sorry, don't do that. Girls use that tool to compensate for a lack of substance as they have no other resources to capture attention. It is a game.

"I asked you to flirt."
If you need to be flirted with, then you must have a low self esteem and need attention.

"Why are you single?"
Because I'm psychotic and was just released on parole. Really, how stupid is that question? It really means, "You are too attractive to be single. What's wrong with you?" I like being single. When a person can find spiritual fulfillment within him/herself, that is when the person can truly be happy with another.

"What do you do?"
I play on the computer to solicit people to annoy me. No, seriously, I'm a litigation paralegal, full-time college student, makeup artist, photographer, and volunteer.

"What do you do for fun?"
My photography and poetry are expressions of life and emotions. That is what I do for fun.

"What do you do when you go out?"
Movies, dining, dancing, miniature golf, that sort of thing.

"What motivates you?"
Me and GOD. I do not need external motivation.

"Why are you abstinent?"
Sex is not a requirement to sustain a healthy lifestyle. There are many diseases and such that can penetrate a condom. A few seconds of pleasure is not worth a lifetime of grief. In addition, I have not met the right person with whom I would like to share that spiritual bond.

No means no. Asserting my right to say "no" does not make me anything derogatory.

"Why do you want to learn to play golf?"
I've wanted to learn since 1998 because it is a sport that requires more mental ability than physical and a very strong discipline.

"Are you a model?"
Why? If I was not, would you still be interested? If I was, is that the only reason you are interested? That is the lamest pick up line ever! Everyone in Florida claims to have been a model at some point and time in his/her life.

"Why do you not want to have kids?"
There are so many problems with over population and homeless children that have been abandoned or abused. Why be selfish by not providing those children with homes?

"You're pretty!"
I know I'm not ugly, but I do not consider myself pretty so I feel 1) that comment is a lie, 2) it's a line, 3) it is indicative of your intentions, and 4) it shows you are not interested in the person, but only the look.

Flattery
I am secure in myself that I do not need to be flattered. Anyone who needs flattery has a low self esteem. Whether or not you think I'm "pretty" or anything else, has no bearing on my life or my self-esteem. I like me. I am happy with me.

"Why are you so bitter?"
It's called reality, not being bitter. People who call me bitter have difficulties accepting reality. I am extremely blunt and I do not sugar coat anything. I know what I want.

"What kind of relationship are you seeking?"
I am looking to meet new people and make friends. The best of friends become the best of mates. I'm not looking for sex or a husband. I look around me at all of the females my age searching desperately for a husband. Not me. When the time is right, it will happen. Until then, it doesn't hurt to have lots of friends and enjoy life!

Stay tuned for more things not to say to me...

Current Mood:  hyper