Friday, December 24, 2010

viabruce - OK Cupid

Now your just teasing me...

Dec. 24, 2010 – 3:56pm
with the "new" photo. Is that Mariah Carey? or is that really you? LOL

Sure. I posted photos specifically for you considering I never respond to you and have absolutely no interest in a horny pervert.

Online Dating - Anonymous

His profile was very adamant about not writing to him unless the female wanted a serious relationship. His response to the opening email was to tell me I have a great body, he loves boobs, and to ask my size. Yes, he is a keeper and definitely the type of man with whom to settle down. I wonder how big his... pecks are.

Late Introduction

Ice Orlando has been analyzing online dating for years and has met some nice people along the way who have become friends. The purpose of this project is to prove to males that most are not true to their profiles, which is why they cannot get quality women and have to settle for girls. Yes, we know, women lie also. We are held to a higher standard and have to become Barbie to get noticed.

Over the years, I have posted two profiles on the same site. One has normal, casual photos and a neutral toned profile. The other has racy, sexy photos with a crass or to concise profile. Which one do you think receives more responses? Which one do you think the same males prefer?

For both questions, the answer is the sexy crass profile. They have written that the normal, casual, friendly profile is a b!tch, which is odd considering we are pretty darn mean in the racy profile.

Males, you may say you want to find women with whom to settle down, but you really want a one night stand to sew your wild oats.

pwntehnoobs - OK Cupid

hey baby

Dec. 24, 2010 – 9:02am
get your ass over here!!!!

Excuse me? Lady present? Profanity? Domineering?

ben-n-orlando - OK Cupid

Wink

Dec. 24, 2010 – 1:15am
Hilarious stuff.. checked out your Youtube and twitter pages.. love the sense of humor. Glad to see someone else sees how ridiculous things can be if you just stop and look at them for what they really are.

Nice! Good job!

edgroucho - OK Cupid

The craziest........

Dec. 23, 2010 – 10:54pm
Online date I ever had....

Well.... You cannot goad me into replying. Do you think that's enough to peak my interest of someone who responds to only faceless abs and rear?