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This one is a keeper! Low self-esteem, high standards, sets himself for failure, and he even signs his messages "Shallow B!tch."
Hello!
Jan. 16, 2011 – 7:44amWoah! your soooo gorgeous! We should really go out and have a bite to eat or something!
P.S. Yeah yeah, I read your directions. I'm just being a smart ass. You know, it really sucks coming across a cute girl like you and most of us not meeting your criteria..
Forgive us guys for trying.. Shallow bitch..
Report thisP.S. Yeah yeah, I read your directions. I'm just being a smart ass. You know, it really sucks coming across a cute girl like you and most of us not meeting your criteria..
Forgive us guys for trying.. Shallow bitch..
44% Enemy32% Friend43% MatchMessage from Saintly_Sinner
My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy born in the wrong generation, and living in the wrong state. I really don't like all the trends going on now a days, and miss some of the good ol' american spirit that was derived by a chain of events early 20th centry towards the end of it. All the overcoming all of the hardships such as great depression, world wars, red scare, civil right movements. I also respect the rebellous sides of the century like the bootleggers, Hippies, civil rights protesters, and protesters all together. (I am after all american, and america is a resault of a rebellion, have to have some pride in anarchy :P). [is he trying to dazzle people with his superficial remarks of American history?]
Ofcourse I can't tell these things by first hand experience, but I hear from old timers of their experiences, and they tell me how much america just sold out in thier opinion.
Before, everybody did thier part to move on in life. Not like today, businesses moving factories to other countries to save a few dimes, or to completely sell out to them, or go bankrupt :P.I mean, alot of my generation's grandparents used to herd goats and chickens not even owning a farm while living in small towns, because the local super markets would run out of meat and poultry. You'll never hear about wal'mart running out of any stock of meat, since all we do is mass produce living creatures and have them grow by injecting them with hormones and a keeping them fed on a cheap budget. You are what ever you eat eats. :D [sounds like he's trying to practice a routine, get a gimmick]
I moved to Florida from the north east when I was young, and I miss the closed in, two stacked apartment houses with small yards, tiny allys where you kept your garbage cans. Schools ran from grades k-12 and was only a block away, and the pizza parlor was a block from it. Where we're cramped to the fact that we just wanted to mind our own business for the most part, and people actualy helped eachother out. A favor returned for a favor was better than any transaction when it came to a town with deep roots and generations of their own living there before themselves. Everybody knew everybody. Oh, and the majority of puplic up there were a hell of alot more professional, less bored, and less lazy, and on your side compared to the ones here. And just for the sake of listing things off there was also snow, blocks sat on HILLSSSSS, and the chinese [no respect for Chinese? Hello, it's a proper noun] food tasted effin awsome.
I am open minded, deep, f*cked up, and UnblissfullyIgnorant [he has the last two right but completely far off on the first]
Ofcourse I can't tell these things by first hand experience, but I hear from old timers of their experiences, and they tell me how much america just sold out in thier opinion.
Before, everybody did thier part to move on in life. Not like today, businesses moving factories to other countries to save a few dimes, or to completely sell out to them, or go bankrupt :P.I mean, alot of my generation's grandparents used to herd goats and chickens not even owning a farm while living in small towns, because the local super markets would run out of meat and poultry. You'll never hear about wal'mart running out of any stock of meat, since all we do is mass produce living creatures and have them grow by injecting them with hormones and a keeping them fed on a cheap budget. You are what ever you eat eats. :D [sounds like he's trying to practice a routine, get a gimmick]
I moved to Florida from the north east when I was young, and I miss the closed in, two stacked apartment houses with small yards, tiny allys where you kept your garbage cans. Schools ran from grades k-12 and was only a block away, and the pizza parlor was a block from it. Where we're cramped to the fact that we just wanted to mind our own business for the most part, and people actualy helped eachother out. A favor returned for a favor was better than any transaction when it came to a town with deep roots and generations of their own living there before themselves. Everybody knew everybody. Oh, and the majority of puplic up there were a hell of alot more professional, less bored, and less lazy, and on your side compared to the ones here. And just for the sake of listing things off there was also snow, blocks sat on HILLSSSSS, and the chinese [no respect for Chinese? Hello, it's a proper noun] food tasted effin awsome.
I am open minded, deep, f*cked up, and UnblissfullyIgnorant [he has the last two right but completely far off on the first]
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get by, Would like to get a decent blue collar job then a white collar job after school. Become financialy set and maybe start a family. Got a while before I'm there though.
I’m really good at
I'm kind of resourceful.. If there is a will.. There is a way. I'll go after something if its worth it ;) and you'll know when it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
-Eyes
-Smile
-Jawline
-Neck, adams apple, collar bone
-Forarms
-Smile
-Jawline
-Neck, adams apple, collar bone
-Forarms
[they notice those things, because they laugh]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music- Anything. Jazz, Blues, indie, Rock, techno, metal, rap. My favorites are the ones with a nice mello [really? definitely not a spelling bee competitor] beat and outstanding melody, songs about women, and getting back up on that horse. ALSO, I love foreign music.. Just hearing out the singer, listening to what they are saying beyond the language barrier.. Before I look up the translations at least.
The six things I could never do without
-A beating heart
-Would suck being castorated. [wow, again, spelling?]
-My pride [judging from what he wrote to the young lady, he's already doing without this]
- My brother, sister, and other loved ones.
-Would suck being castorated. [wow, again, spelling?]
-My pride [judging from what he wrote to the young lady, he's already doing without this]
- My brother, sister, and other loved ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have an over active conscience...
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On a typical Friday night I am
Out and actin a fool with a girl that wouldn't mind, that is if you give me the chance :D [yeah, sorry, the sender and I think you are in need of mental assistance or anti-depressants]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Theres somethin about everybody that's attractive, and that somethin is usualy what a women is most self concious about.
Please, I'm admitting it, and forwarning you now to just take the damn compliment.. :P
Please, I'm admitting it, and forwarning you now to just take the damn compliment.. :P
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18-26 [but he writes to a 41 year old????]
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
You're a girl whos lookin for a nice one on one conversation. [he's not even at the intellectual level to have a conversation with a woman, no wonder he's looking for a girl. better luck will be had with one who is unconscious]
