Tuesday, January 18, 2011

gulloa7 on OK Cupid

Clearly you have an idea of what you find attractive, but the feeling is not mutual. Telling a woman you find her sexy in the initial correspondence is an indicator of your intentions. We all have our standards.




HI

Dec. 28, 2010 – 10:28pm
Luv your picture with the hat very sexy, Happy Holidays
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pdrinkut on OK Cupid

Why would a woman seeking to find a serious connection be interested in someone with a 0% match rate? How dense are these males?


Wink

Dec. 27, 2010 – 8:45pm
I just winked at you!

If you'd like to strike up a conversation with me, simply reply with something short and encouraging, like “Thanks for the wink! What's new?”

Winks are a special gesture on OkCupid.
They're limited to 1.5 per person, per day, per eye.This message was sent to you by OkCupid on behalf of pdrinkut
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RH78 on OK Cupid

Fixated on the photos and trying to draw from the profile to detract from the fixation? She's allergic to dogs. Are you saying you are willing to get rid of the two dogs to accommodate her allergies? Or are you just throwing it out there knowing all you want is a one night stand?









How's it going?

Dec. 28, 2010 – 1:43pm
I just wanted to pay you a quick compliment. I think your pictures are very beautiful. I say that with no ulterior motive, as I see you're allergic to dogs and I'm a huge dog person (I have two). Again though, very nice look. I hope your holidays are going well. Oh and I also see that you like Training Day (my all-time favorite movie) If you haven't already, you should check out a comedian by the name of Jay Pharoah. He's on the Saturday Night Live and does a hilarious impersonation of Denzel Washington. Take care
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patpat4ilicous on OK Cupid

Great way to get a woman's attention. Very original. Nice work.




Wink

Dec. 29, 2010 – 8:01pm
What's up!
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Monday, January 17, 2011

saintly_sinner on OK Cupid

This one is a keeper! Low self-esteem, high standards, sets himself for failure, and he even signs his messages "Shallow B!tch."






Hello!

Jan. 16, 2011 – 7:44am
Woah! your soooo gorgeous! We should really go out and have a bite to eat or something!

P.S. Yeah yeah, I read your directions. I'm just being a smart ass. You know, it really sucks coming across a cute girl like you and most of us not meeting your criteria..

Forgive us guys for trying.. Shallow bitch..
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My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy born in the wrong generation, and living in the wrong state. I really don't like all the trends going on now a days, and miss some of the good ol' american spirit that was derived by a chain of events early 20th centry towards the end of it. All the overcoming all of the hardships such as great depression, world wars, red scare, civil right movements. I also respect the rebellous sides of the century like the bootleggers, Hippies, civil rights protesters, and protesters all together. (I am after all american, and america is a resault of a rebellion, have to have some pride in anarchy :P). [is he trying to dazzle people with his superficial remarks of American history?]
Ofcourse I can't tell these things by first hand experience, but I hear from old timers of their experiences, and they tell me how much america just sold out in thier opinion.
Before, everybody did thier part to move on in life. Not like today, businesses moving factories to other countries to save a few dimes, or to completely sell out to them, or go bankrupt :P.I mean, alot of my generation's grandparents used to herd goats and chickens not even owning a farm while living in small towns, because the local super markets would run out of meat and poultry. You'll never hear about wal'mart running out of any stock of meat, since all we do is mass produce living creatures and have them grow by injecting them with hormones and a keeping them fed on a cheap budget. You are what ever you eat eats. :D [sounds like he's trying to practice a routine, get a gimmick]

I moved to Florida from the north east when I was young, and I miss the closed in, two stacked apartment houses with small yards, tiny allys where you kept your garbage cans. Schools ran from grades k-12 and was only a block away, and the pizza parlor was a block from it. Where we're cramped to the fact that we just wanted to mind our own business for the most part, and people actualy helped eachother out. A favor returned for a favor was better than any transaction when it came to a town with deep roots and generations of their own living there before themselves. Everybody knew everybody. Oh, and the majority of puplic up there were a hell of alot more professional, less bored, and less lazy, and on your side compared to the ones here. And just for the sake of listing things off there was also snow, blocks sat on HILLSSSSS, and the chinese [no respect for Chinese? Hello, it's a proper noun] food tasted effin awsome.

I am open minded, deep, f*cked up, and UnblissfullyIgnorant [he has the last two right but completely far off on the first]
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get by, Would like to get a decent blue collar job then a white collar job after school. Become financialy set and maybe start a family. Got a while before I'm there though.
I’m really good at
I'm kind of resourceful.. If there is a will.. There is a way. I'll go after something if its worth it ;) and you'll know when it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
-Eyes
-Smile
-Jawline
-Neck, adams apple, collar bone
-Forarms

[they notice those things, because they laugh]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music- Anything. Jazz, Blues, indie, Rock, techno, metal, rap. My favorites are the ones with a nice mello [really? definitely not a spelling bee competitor] beat and outstanding melody, songs about women, and getting back up on that horse. ALSO, I love foreign music.. Just hearing out the singer, listening to what they are saying beyond the language barrier.. Before I look up the translations at least.
The six things I could never do without
-A beating heart
-Would suck being castorated. [wow, again, spelling?]
-My pride [judging from what he wrote to the young lady, he's already doing without this]
- My brother, sister, and other loved ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have an over active conscience...

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On a typical Friday night I am
Out and actin a fool with a girl that wouldn't mind, that is if you give me the chance :D [yeah, sorry, the sender and I think you are in need of mental assistance or anti-depressants]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Theres somethin about everybody that's attractive, and that somethin is usualy what a women is most self concious about.
Please, I'm admitting it, and forwarning you now to just take the damn compliment.. :P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18-26 [but he writes to a 41 year old????]
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a girl whos lookin for a nice one on one conversation. [he's not even at the intellectual level to have a conversation with a woman, no wonder he's looking for a girl. better luck will be had with one who is unconscious]


Friday, January 14, 2011

italiangreg on OKCupid

A message from italiangreg (not impressed with the shirtless photo or any other for that matter). He's sweet and funny according to whom? Considering he does not read or respect others, how not rude is he really?

Since he clearly did not read her profile, he did not notice or completely ignored the following:
He wants children. She does not.
He wants to settle down. She does not believe in marriage.
He does not want anyone older. Neither does she.
He is atheist. She is religious.
He drinks. She does not.
He wants kissing, cuddling, and passion. She is celibate.

With those major differences, he is only writing for one of two reasons:
1. He's horny and wants a fling.
2. He's inconsiderate.


Hello

Jan. 12, 2011 – 2:20pm
I am not rude. I am sweet and funny!
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"Looking for good kisser and cuddler." Sounds like a couch potato looking for excuse to stay in bed.

"..outdoors or just cuddling..." Can he mention it again? Cuddling was it?

Couldn't do without kissing... Okay. I think we got it. He's a horn dog. Below he even says he stays in bed and pretends it is an island. Lazy much?

You should message me if
You are interested [not interested]. You would love to have kids in the next couple of years [profile says don't want kids, so he wrote because... she looks like a cuddly kisser?]. You are not older than me [he wants her to respect him, but he does not respect her, because she is looking for someone not older than she. Sounds like he's a real winner for disregarding her wishes.]. You don't weigh more than me [how much do you weigh? Proper grammar would be nice also.]. You are not ghetto [despite his slightly ghetto poses]. You have all you teeth. You're not on antidepressants [who is not? According to his details section, he drinks. Last time I checked, alcohol is commonly misused as an antidepressant - can we say double standard]. You are almost as funny as me [10 to 1, she is way funnier. He sounds cheesy, corny, and horny]. You know the difference between your and you are [surprised he does, and they say women are too picky]. lol





My self-summary
How about an educated, honest, and genuine romantic nice guy with confidence who wants to settle down and have a family. I amsarcastic, witty and funny. If I get out of control just push me off the couch. Definitely looking for a passionate girl who is a good kisser and cuddler, but not a sleazy one night stand.

I am well
educated and have degrees in mathematics and finance.

I love to do and try new things. I like to think I am that rare balance of fun , yet responsible(own a nice house with equity and a nice car), and
energetic (I ride mechanical bulls), yet not too wild (I don't pass out in bars),romantic(I prefer walking on the beach to a crowded club) and not too crazy(say no to drugs). Jumping out of a plane is not crazy is it? Not sure I would do it a second time anyway.

I love the outdoors or just cuddling at home to a movie. I am well traveled(passport is full). I am in great shape, play some sports and do a variety of activities. I love bike riding, canoeing, hiking, volleyball and want to learn to surf. I don't watch sports at all though. Kinda boring to watch when I can play instead.

I love shooting pool and most of friends won't play because I constantly beat them. I love playing board games as well. If It makes me think I am in.

I love to
cook so you are in luck. Only thing you need is your appetite and your favorite bottle of wine. I am sweet but am no pushover.
I even grow my own vegetables and herbs.

My parents and grandparents were all married once! I am hoping to find someone who has good [family values](divorced parents in the same mobile home park does not count). There is no drama or ever been a point where anyone in my family did not talk to each other(my little brother got off lucky!). I never understood families that do that(unless the goal was to be on Jerry Springer). Nobody ever yells and neither do I(Well maybe if the parachute didn't open).
What I’m doing with my life
I have been self employed and owned operated a small apartment complex, a mobile home park(yes there are good stories), boat slips, industrial condos and a small embroidery shop. I am kind of nerdy when it comes to books and read too much. I do a lot of investing. Mostly commercial real estate for income(no speculation or flipping). I am also back in school to get my masters in mathematics(I love numbers what's yours?). I want to teach math at a community college.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told I am always smiling and laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Foreign films and almost any food. I eat what I want and don't get fat.
The six things I could never do without
Smoke free air.
Friends.
Really good food.
Challenges.
Books.
Kissing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't like typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How much I love cuddling.
That I really want to settle down and have a family.
Some days I pretend my bed is an island and stay there "stranded" until hunger takes over.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested. You would love to have kids in the next couple
of years. You are not older than me. You don't weigh more than me.
You are not ghetto. You have all you teeth. You're not on
antidepressants. You are almost as funny as me. You know the
difference between your and you are. lol

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His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Children
Likes children
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)