Friday, January 14, 2011

italiangreg on OKCupid

A message from italiangreg (not impressed with the shirtless photo or any other for that matter). He's sweet and funny according to whom? Considering he does not read or respect others, how not rude is he really?

Since he clearly did not read her profile, he did not notice or completely ignored the following:
He wants children. She does not.
He wants to settle down. She does not believe in marriage.
He does not want anyone older. Neither does she.
He is atheist. She is religious.
He drinks. She does not.
He wants kissing, cuddling, and passion. She is celibate.

With those major differences, he is only writing for one of two reasons:
1. He's horny and wants a fling.
2. He's inconsiderate.


Hello

Jan. 12, 2011 – 2:20pm
I am not rude. I am sweet and funny!
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25% Enemy70% Friend81% MatchMessage from Italiangreg



"Looking for good kisser and cuddler." Sounds like a couch potato looking for excuse to stay in bed.

"..outdoors or just cuddling..." Can he mention it again? Cuddling was it?

Couldn't do without kissing... Okay. I think we got it. He's a horn dog. Below he even says he stays in bed and pretends it is an island. Lazy much?

You should message me if
You are interested [not interested]. You would love to have kids in the next couple of years [profile says don't want kids, so he wrote because... she looks like a cuddly kisser?]. You are not older than me [he wants her to respect him, but he does not respect her, because she is looking for someone not older than she. Sounds like he's a real winner for disregarding her wishes.]. You don't weigh more than me [how much do you weigh? Proper grammar would be nice also.]. You are not ghetto [despite his slightly ghetto poses]. You have all you teeth. You're not on antidepressants [who is not? According to his details section, he drinks. Last time I checked, alcohol is commonly misused as an antidepressant - can we say double standard]. You are almost as funny as me [10 to 1, she is way funnier. He sounds cheesy, corny, and horny]. You know the difference between your and you are [surprised he does, and they say women are too picky]. lol





My self-summary
How about an educated, honest, and genuine romantic nice guy with confidence who wants to settle down and have a family. I amsarcastic, witty and funny. If I get out of control just push me off the couch. Definitely looking for a passionate girl who is a good kisser and cuddler, but not a sleazy one night stand.

I am well
educated and have degrees in mathematics and finance.

I love to do and try new things. I like to think I am that rare balance of fun , yet responsible(own a nice house with equity and a nice car), and
energetic (I ride mechanical bulls), yet not too wild (I don't pass out in bars),romantic(I prefer walking on the beach to a crowded club) and not too crazy(say no to drugs). Jumping out of a plane is not crazy is it? Not sure I would do it a second time anyway.

I love the outdoors or just cuddling at home to a movie. I am well traveled(passport is full). I am in great shape, play some sports and do a variety of activities. I love bike riding, canoeing, hiking, volleyball and want to learn to surf. I don't watch sports at all though. Kinda boring to watch when I can play instead.

I love shooting pool and most of friends won't play because I constantly beat them. I love playing board games as well. If It makes me think I am in.

I love to
cook so you are in luck. Only thing you need is your appetite and your favorite bottle of wine. I am sweet but am no pushover.
I even grow my own vegetables and herbs.

My parents and grandparents were all married once! I am hoping to find someone who has good [family values](divorced parents in the same mobile home park does not count). There is no drama or ever been a point where anyone in my family did not talk to each other(my little brother got off lucky!). I never understood families that do that(unless the goal was to be on Jerry Springer). Nobody ever yells and neither do I(Well maybe if the parachute didn't open).
What I’m doing with my life
I have been self employed and owned operated a small apartment complex, a mobile home park(yes there are good stories), boat slips, industrial condos and a small embroidery shop. I am kind of nerdy when it comes to books and read too much. I do a lot of investing. Mostly commercial real estate for income(no speculation or flipping). I am also back in school to get my masters in mathematics(I love numbers what's yours?). I want to teach math at a community college.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told I am always smiling and laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Foreign films and almost any food. I eat what I want and don't get fat.
The six things I could never do without
Smoke free air.
Friends.
Really good food.
Challenges.
Books.
Kissing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't like typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How much I love cuddling.
That I really want to settle down and have a family.
Some days I pretend my bed is an island and stay there "stranded" until hunger takes over.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested. You would love to have kids in the next couple
of years. You are not older than me. You don't weigh more than me.
You are not ghetto. You have all you teeth. You're not on
antidepressants. You are almost as funny as me. You know the
difference between your and you are. lol

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His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Children
Likes children
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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