gideon2121 - OK Cupid

age range

Dec. 23, 2010 – 10:21pm

23-64 lol and a masters...impressive.

And I should not want to befriend older people? I wouldn't date them, but friendship has no age boundaries unless the other person is under 18. Well, under 23 is a little creepy to me. Let them get old enough to drink then another couple of years to sober up.

simplemale1975 - OK Cupid

hmmmm

Dec. 22, 2010 – 2:13pm

Great body

Um. Okay. Like I'm going to post bad pictures? So you want the body not the mind? Sorry. My brain is kind of attached to the rest of my body.

mooseydouche - OK Cupid

Hi

Dec. 20, 2010 – 6:37pm

Yummy

Um. Okay? I didn't post food.

lino180 - OK Cupid

Hello

Dec. 19, 2010 – 8:33pm

Whats up iceorlando? My name is Marcelino, I'm liking what I'm seeing and a lot of our questions matched. Interesting bio. Sounds like you've encountered a lot of dooshbags. I dont think I'm one of them. Would you like to meet some were for no expectations coffee or lunch? I like to think of it as just casually meeting some one new, you just happen to sit at my table at starbucks that day, you and I both will know by the end of the coffee(or sooner, ha) wether or not we'll be in each others future plans :)

"I'm liking what I'm seeing..." Sounds like a line from a sitcom that may have worked on TV. It's "douche bags." Grammar and spelling really turn me on... Too bad you do not, but nice try.

laurencedelray - OK Cupid

Wink

Dec. 19, 2010 – 8:02pm

the parts look good. what about the whole?

How about the whole personality? I am not drawn to your parts, so REJECT.

htaf - OK Cupid

thought you might appreciate it

Dec. 17, 2010 – 3:08pm

I actually thought about what you wrote about posting pics with women in them...while I was posting them. They just happen to be the only recent pics I have. And it's not my sister. It's someone I'd be dating if she lived closer or either of us could move. The long distance thing didn't work out so well. But, I have kids, smoke, drink and am not 6'1", so I guess it doesn't matter anyhow. Just thought I'd share.

Nice!

rocker713 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Dec. 7, 2010 – 7:29pm

Well crap...I'm too short, I've never played raquetball (but I play tennis on occasion), I haven't seen Training Day, I suck at math, and I don't know any good jazz clubs.

For what it's worth though, you sound cool, and I bet getting to know you would be awesome. Best of luck.

This is great! A+!

theoryofaquinas - OK Cupid

8) hey

Dec. 6, 2010 – 11:41am

I love your profile and I've been told that I have a dry sense of humor myself ...ha...ha;
If that last part made you smirk, then Im on the right track lol;
I don't need a pic to really be interested in a woman,Your wit from what I can see on your profile is a bit of an atraction for me,especially if you are a smartass in person 8)
I actually read your profile and I'm writing this now,
I haven't clicked on your on your pic because you said there wernt an others ,
When I checked my mail you came up in my matches and it's been about a month since I checked this site,
I have not been looking for anyone and your lips grabbed my eye,coupled with that very smart profile of yours;
Just so you know,if you are looking for a brain,this I am not,Im a Brian haha......yeah
I'm not one for math,never have been,but Im not lacking in my ability to do it,
and to be up front,I am starting school next year,just moved back from Wa state 4 months ago,HS grad that always worked a fulltime job,so I'm very responsible;I worked retail like many people and I still am;Yes that means I have a job! lol
Do you want my resume? 8)
I dislike interviews unless they are fun and my fav was doing armed security in Tx,I had to work around children quite a bit and told them to get me if anything ever happened,I miss that job but it was to hot and I missed FL.
I seldom go out anymore for the fact that many of my friends have finished school and left back home or on to bigger and and some not so better things lol
I'm looking for a friend first,someone to spend time with,go out with,see where it goes.
My profile is a bit of a joke,I just threw what ever up there but the pics are me though
I can party,I can also be romantic and give you some attention if you like it,I'm not perfect but I'm not crazy,won't ask your salary and Im not attracted to women under 24 haha
and Ive wrote you a book,look at that;
see what your lips did? getting my attention like that. ttyl

Nice start, but why would you ask me if I like attention? Also, it is nice to see you are secure enough to take risks, but I did specify a certain level of scholastic achievements I would expect in a date. We probably would have nothing in common except fun, but that is subjective, and by fun, I do not mean a three letter word that looks like 6.

italy1723 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Dec. 1, 2010 – 2:58pm

Wow we have so much in common! You sound so interesting and like someone I really would like to get to know! Message me I would love to chat and get to know everything about you! Than we can see where it goes from there!

James

What is it that interests you? Don't sound like you are doing me any favors. It is not going anywhere.

jameel7 - OK Cupid

Hi

Nov. 30, 2010 – 8:27pm

Distance is a killer.

Why and for whom? Not I! I am glad there is distance between us! Not interested.

xoxia - OK Cupid

Just Friendship!

Nov. 30, 2010 – 3:56pm

Hey Senorita I like your profile I think I could use some of your way and friendship... I hope to hear from you...

See ya!

Clearly her boyfriend did not put her up to this to solicit threesomes.

alexander863 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 29, 2010 – 4:31pm

ur weird

Um... Okay. You are so mature and stable that you had to write that? All righty then.

mistermog - OK Cupid

Well

Nov. 27, 2010 – 3:11pm

You listed two firsts in your profile I've never seen anyone list before, quite impressed. :)

Maserati... come on, most people dont even know who this is, let alone a beautiful woman. Big points ;)

Chargers for devices... hahah thats funny, I like that. Good thought.

Love the profile, and the eyes are beautiful.

Chris

Nice! He read the profile and used it to start a conversation.

andrejr23 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 26, 2010 – 1:32am

Nice to meet you. Im Andre, but everyone calls me Drizzy my middle name. I am interested. You are a beutiful women. I read your profile. I do like what I see. I am also a very romantic person, HAPPY, HONEST. and true to what I believe. . Im looking for a possible long term relationship, if it comes too. I take care of all my womans needs.
Im not a hit it and run type of guy. I have one daughter.
so if your okay with that hit me up.

I am plural female. Interesting. If you read the profile, you would know the answer to the last statement. What kinds of needs do you think womans [misspelled purposefully] should have? So you think I look and sound like the type that needs a sugar daddy? Um, no.

arod935 - OK Cupid

hi

Nov. 25, 2010 – 10:54pm

well you look like some one i would like to get to know and take out if you let me so hit me up the name is alex and what are you doing on here i have to know you have a beautiful face and great eyes guys sould be all over you i know i would if you let me

I look like instead of I sound like? Hit you up? You are only writing, because you like my face not my profile! Saying guys should be all over me signifies you are mildly insecure, or you are insulting me by insinuating I look slutty. "I know I would if you let me" shows that you are also another HORNY BASTARD! I do not want you anywhere near me, let alone on me!

dirk9000 - OK Cupid

Hey

Nov. 25, 2010 – 7:08pm

How’s it going? You mention Training Day, and I pretty much think Training Day is awesome. Especially when Denzel makes the rookie smoke the hashpipe in that intersection. Sorry, I never really know what to say at first in these.

James

Not bad!

aziz86 - OK Cupid

Wink

Nov. 25, 2010 – 12:54pm

hey cutie would like to get to know u

Try not using words that signify you objectify women instead of beautify them. I do not want to get to know you, Dick.

No, Dick is not his name, but it is what I think of "cutie."

spacegorillaz - OK Cupid

hi

Nov. 24, 2010 – 1:08pm

Hi, my name is Joseph. I am a University of Florida grad with degrees in architecture and landscape architecture. I just moved back to Ocala to try to start my career. lol It isn't going well so far but I am remaining optimistic. A funny and interesting thing about me is that I was a sushi chef and am Goshin Jusitsu practitioner for about 10 years now. So, How are you?

Pretty good! If he was not a gator, I might possibly explore this. Males - take a hint from this young fella.

dmc70lvc - OK Cupid

hey there...

Nov. 24, 2010 – 4:28pm

hey... how are you? I was just browsing
around on here an you
caught my eye...love the pics! ;-) anyhow, i
think we have some things in common and just
wanted to say hey. hit me back if
interested!? :-) David

Not bad. However, did you read? Show me you read by commenting on something specific in my profile.

jonebgd - OK Cupid

hello

Nov. 24, 2010 – 6:06am

wish you were closer...

To what? Your age? You are over 20 years older and beyond my age range. You should respect, much like you, I too seek a spring chicken, not an old rooster on it's last crow to be put to bed (no pun intended). I do not need a daddy!

franklp- OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 23, 2010 – 2:52pm

hi how r u .... i was reading your profile and i was interested in getting to' Know u better? and im 6'2 lol

Grammar and punctuation? Know me better is a question for you? Can you spell "are" or "you?" Other than that, very basic and direct. Good job.

raaj978 - OK Cupid

hi

Nov. 22, 2010 – 11:41pm

Hi
i am new to orlando, infact to florida itself! from boston originally.
so looking to meet people which develops into a great friendship and if things go further, that's wonderful too.
about me 28 y/o, 5'10", 185 lbs, simple, laid back guy.
i work, have a car, apartment and attend school online
if you are still looking, hit me up, we can see if we will get along well.
cheers

"Hit me up?" I have a graduate degree, and you think I say things like "hit me up?" Know your audience. You want a classy woman or a rap song girl?

Zarek - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 22, 2010 – 10:41pm

Hi, my name is Zack. You seem nice and I thought maybe we could get to know each other. I'm looking for someone level-headed like you. I'd like to see if we click (not that I look TOO much into what OkC says, but we DO have a 90% match rating). I want to start as friends and see what happens from there. I hope to hear back from you soon.

This is not bad. Then again, how level headed does he think I am without knowing me? B+ for effort!

skue - OK Cupid

Wink

Nov. 22, 2010 – 10:51am

I like your profile

Which part? Try messaging with something open ended that leaves room for the other person to comment and reply.

johnny06191969 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 22, 2010 – 9:31am

I'm kind of wondering how
ur face looks

Better than your body! I don't show my face for just that reason. I used to have a very pubic profession and was recognized on typical Friday and Saturday nights while hanging out with friends. I have also been stalked. I do not show my face, because I do not want creepy perverts to recognize me. Considering you are only interested in how good I look as opposed to how good my personality is, I would not consider you. Now we all know where your values lay.

finn332 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Nov. 21, 2010 – 7:55pm

you are gorgeous and beautiful eye/eyes lol

How can you tell I am gorgeous if I only posted my eye and my body?

boldtruespirit - OK Cupid

Wink

Dec. 23, 2010 – 3:18pm

I like the fact you are confident with your sex appeal. I guess I will find out if your interested.

You are going to be waiting a long time. It has nothing to do with sex appeal. It has to do with getting people to visit the profile and actually read it! Did you?

hedomale4u - OK Cupid

Wink

Dec. 23, 2010 – 2:00pm

Maybe

Maybe what? Did you forget to complete your thought? Maybe you think I'm good enough to look at and write? Maybe you think you have a chance or should give me one? Don't do me any favors, please. What's with the user name? "Hedo-?" You are advertising that you engage in hedonistic pleasures? You are a pleasure seeker? Aren't most males? Do you want to be taken seriously and find a real relationship or are you looking for an "activity partner?" Perhaps you did not read the profile. Don't feel bad, many males do not either. I guess males need their fantasies.

robertzilicious - OK Cupid

Honesty

Dec. 23, 2010 – 12:04pm

Thank you, what else is there?

That was the entire initial message. Not sure if he is answering a question, asking a question, or sent the message to the wrong person.

Dating Lines - Lame Pick Up

Wink

Dec. 23, 2010 – 11:55am

hello there

I can see where this conversation is going. "Hi."

"How are you?"

"Good."

"That's great."

Now what?

DEFI-10 - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Dec. 23, 2010 – 11:04am

What should i do to make you crazy about me ?

Um, not be creepy? Or is this just a lame pick up line?

jbb113 - OK Cupid

damn

Dec. 23, 2010 – 12:02am

Didn't see much from the pictures you have but they were enough

It's because those photos were selected to draw attention to the profile. Perhaps you did not read it. Enough for what? Late night dreams? Mid day fantasies? My personality?

1photoguy - OK Cupid

So...

Dec. 22, 2010 – 9:01pm

are you only interrested in online dating stories? Everyone has them. My question is, "Are you actually interested in finding a realtionship or simply anecdotes for an article/book?"

The profile does say I am interested in meeting new people. Do you think you can just walk up to someone on the street and make a relationship? Relationships take time to build. Walking up to someone in the street is similar to cruising the internet for a picture of a tummy and butt to write.

USsilver - OK Cupid

(No subject)

Dec. 22, 2010 – 5:33pm

f^ck!n hot pics babe

Really? Seriously? You think this is the way to get a woman? The fact that the profile indicates she is 41, and you likely did not read the text, shows that you are also just another horny bastard. Yes, we all use flattering photos to get attention if we want attention. True profiles use more natural, low-key photos.

viabruce - OK Cupid

It's pretty hard to rate someone...

Dec. 22, 2010 – 4:16pm

..when all I can see is her belly. (although it looks pretty good!) LOL

I have only been doing the OK Cupid for about 2 months, so I can't say that I am any kind of expert at this. I must tell you though that I love it. Besides being addicted to the window shopping that the website allows, The dating has been fun as well.

On my first date (a lunch meeting) I got two surprises. First the girl did not look nearly as good as her profile photos. Secondly, in the restuarant, after having an appetizer, she ordered two entres (one to go). I was too dumb to just walk out so I paid for everything. She walked out of the restuarant with enough food for her and her kids. The poor girl was not hungry for a man, she was just plain hungry!

Most of the experiences have been much better. I cannot say that I have been a "perfect" gentleman either. On one day I had two "first" dates in the same evening (one in the late afternoon and one about 9PM). I got pretty good kisses from both ladies. It's not exactly "The Batchelor" but it may be as close as I am going to get. The only concern that I have that I am here for a permanent long term relationship. While checking out a variety of woman at once, eventually someone is going to get hurt. I hope it's not me (but I will hate to be the hurter as well).

I am saving you as a favorite. Maybe when you publish your book, you can let me know the name of it. It may make a good read. I have an idea for a dating book also but I am certain that it has a completely differnt angle than yours. Maybe you can give me publishing or marketing tips.

Bruce

Bruce:

Many people do not look like their photos. Photos are two dimensional and capture people at certain angles with certain lighting. We cannot all walk around with the same lighting and poses continuously. Despite being three dimensional, there are many "sides" to most of us.

You should be happy that the female at least has values enough to feed her children. Dating is like prostitution. Males typically pay for a service, in this case, the service is the company of the female. She could have been hypoglycemic and thinking ahead. It has nothing to do with hunger. The fact that you are trying to cleverly disguise your insults of her is petty. Males have delusional concepts of females. On one hand, they want us to be natural and the type of girl they can take home to mother. On the other hand, they want us to be ultra effeminate, not eat, not sleep, not be intelligent, not be smart, not be anything other than arm candy. Which is it? In most cases, you cannot have both intelligence and beauty. It is a rare combination in both genders.

You claim you want a serious relationship, but you scheduled and kiss both dates in the same day. Talk about spacing them out to give either a chance.

Thank for your stories.