How not to get a date

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2010

How not to get a date

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How not to get a date
How not to get a Date
From: bowflexGQ
Subject: (no subject)

Hello Dolly, 

Me: 4'9", 360 lbs, 40d-65-80, platinum blonde with cobalt blue stripe 
mohawk, both teeth are good and gold plated, best asset is my 2" stubby 
penis. 

Humor: hard to beat me being naked in front of a mirror! 

Music: I dig old school country, punk and disco 

Politics & Religion: running for president in 2008! 

Movies: Cartoons, child porn, horror & romance 

Books: Can't read but I just love my pop up book and coloring books are 
always make a fun date! 

Dates: Don't know have not been on 1 since grade 2 and that was only a 
pretend date with a easter bunny. 

Love you, Herman Munster x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x 

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