How not to get a date

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How not to get a date
How not to get a Date
From: bowflexGQ
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Hello Dolly,

Me: 4'9", 360 lbs, 40d-65-80, platinum blonde with cobalt blue stripe
mohawk, both teeth are good and gold plated, best asset is my 2" stubby
penis.

Humor: hard to beat me being naked in front of a mirror!

Music: I dig old school country, punk and disco

Politics & Religion: running for president in 2008!

Movies: Cartoons, child porn, horror & romance

Books: Can't read but I just love my pop up book and coloring books are
always make a fun date!

Dates: Don't know have not been on 1 since grade 2 and that was only a
pretend date with a easter bunny.

Love you, Herman Munster x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x

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